ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

fadedsuede:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

Whales freak me out. Just imagine swimming with them.

fadedsuede:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

Whales freak me out. Just imagine swimming with them.

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

averymuether:

This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!

averymuether:

This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!

ghostydog:

it’s so weird to me when people are good at describing their emotions when i’m mostly sitting here going like “i’m probably sad? based on previous data i am always sad so i am probably sad right now, or i’m not feeling anything at all. i’m not sure? oh wait. i have this weird almost nauseous feeling in my stomach right now and i don’t think im anxious so yeah. sad. probably. 80% sure.”

yahooentertainment:

Here’s a dancing baby Groot for your blog
When you start seeing your worth, you’ll find it harder to stay around people who don’t.
Worth by Emily S. P.  (via awelltraveledwoman)

bible-jpg:

"i do what i want" sounds really rebellious and cool but what i want to do is avoid conflict and stay in my room



#but do you understand DO YOU UNDERSTAND what this moment must have meant to remus #how long has sirius been back in his life? really i mean REALLY how long have they spent together probably hardly any time and you know all remus wants is to sit in the black mansion and drink with sirius while remus reads a book and sirius just talks or doesn’t talk it doesn’t matter as long as remus can look up from his book and see sirius whenever he wants to #that’s what loneliness is #it’s not when the person you loves most leaves and it’s not when you look at pictures of them it’s those stupid sneaking little moments when you read something that reminds you of them and you look up and they aren’t there and there’s no way for you to see them